My mom thinks I'm funny: Archive

“My blog is dead good bye”

May 24th

Apr 5th

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Mar 25th

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One huge disappointment....

Friend telling you about there weekend… you standing not listening… when all of the sudden you gotta poop really BAD… so you try to get out of the conversation and its not working and your like… then they get to the end of there “funny” weekend and you laugh so hard… then your like ” are you done ?” and...

Mar 13th

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Mar 11th

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My Family

My dad smiles and says were going to Golden Corral so he’s like Me and my sisters reaction… How I look when I see all the food… my family eating… strangers watching…

Mar 9th

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loose + gain = still the same

After a big run you come through the door like… then you sit down with a big smile to tell every how hard you worked out… and your mom says i bought ice cream your favorite too !! and shes like and you look at her saying “you did what now !!!”… and you see.. and you look at your mom knowing she did it on purpose … seconds...

Mar 7th

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P90X....poke style

Are you not the most fit person??? Do people laugh at you cause your fat… and does it hurt… Well it’s time to get back at them… “not like that…” well don’t cry… would you like to be big like this???… ….. well all you need is …… All you need to do is…Cardio Upper body strength… ...

Feb 18th

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Feb 18th

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Chores...

Mom calls “Im home in 10 min i want all the chores done when i get there!!” and you like…. ….Dishes…..check Taking out garbage…..check.. sweeping…..check She walks in an says ” You got chores left ?!? ” and you’re like…

Feb 15th

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How i get my girls...

You give your crush a look and your like… and they blush and giggle… You get close and ask if they want go to dinner.. ( How you think you look like) How you really look like… How you thought she looked liked.. How she really looked liked.. then you go… and shes like.. ANOTHER DAY OF BEING…

Feb 5th

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Bread = Life

. . . . . . . . ENOUGH SAID..

Feb 5th

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School on a regular basis...

In class… And the girl next to me farts and she quickly goes She says someone here farted !!! and everyone is like… And i look at her knowing she did it.. And shes like… then shes points at me and is like it was him!! and im like… And shes like… Then 5min later…

Jan 29th

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The down to my good days...

After a long friday night i sit down and do what i do best… Looking through my dashboard and i notice i have one less follower so i look for a moment… then im like… so i sit and i hold my anger in but im like… and slowly my anger seeps out… then i could not hold it any longer so i was like.. then i went on a rampage.. but soon after i calm down...

Jan 28th

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My Thursdays....

All day & night you’re like… Then you look at the time and realize your late for jersey shore and your like… As you run as fast as you can to your tv and your mom is in your way your like… After the big sprint to the tv you arrive to your room like… then you ask your sister for the remote and thier like… And your like… And then...

Jan 24th

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Jan 22nd

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Moms ruin your dreams....

Pokemon comes on and your like … watching… It ends and you wish that pokemon were real, so you take a hat and flip it backwards… then you jump around like a Aipom… then you do some weird shit… Then your mom slaps you and tells you to stop that shit… then you cry and say someday i will be a pokemon master…

Jan 19th

100 notes

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Get people pissed..

Get home from your daily life and start to tumble.. You look at your dashboard and find that someone’s blog just sucks.. So your like… while your like… And then you talk to your computer and say..

Jan 16th

21 notes

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Don't try if you know you can't

Normal day at school… And that one guy shows off.. And all the girls are like.. And in your head you say “I can top that.” and your like.. So then your like… And everyone is like… And your just like…

Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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My mornings...

Sleep like a angel … Then you wake up and it’s time for school and you look at the time and your like… So then you get everything ready and you realize there is no time to eat.. after wiping your tears you brush your teeth while looking at the time.. Then suddenly you stop and listen to the sound of the bus about to leave and your like… But then you’re to...

Jan 15th

23 notes

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When you get caught..

mom yelling at you for not doing your chores.. As she slowly walks away you’re like.. In a split seconds she catches you and is like.. And you’re like..

Jan 12th

205 notes

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My everyday life..

I get home from school and sing my heart out Mom tells me to shut the hell up !! And im like…

Jan 12th

18 notes

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When you fart so hard your ass hurts and your...

Jan 11th

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