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Pájaro beserker!
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Friend telling you about there weekend…

you standing not listening…

when all of the sudden you gotta poop really BAD…

so you try to get out of the conversation and its not working and your like…

then they get to the end of there “funny” weekend and you laugh so hard…

then your like ” are you done ?”

and they’re like yeah i am….

A split second later..

What you see when you get to the stall…

you…

Submission from cure-light: I’m a first timer. I was watching The Little Mermaid, saw Sebastian’s face, and just had to try it out for myself. :)
My dad smiles and says were going to Golden Corral so he’s like

Me and my sisters reaction…

How I look when I see all the food…

my family eating…

strangers watching…

After a big run you come through the door like…

then you sit down with a big smile to tell every how hard you worked out…

and your mom says i bought ice cream your favorite too !! and shes like

and you look at her saying “you did what now !!!”…

and you see..

and you look at your mom knowing she did it on purpose …

seconds later…

Are you not the most fit person???

Do people laugh at you cause your fat…

and does it hurt…

Well it’s time to get back at them… “not like that…”

well don’t cry…

would you like to be big like this???…

…..

well all you need is ……

All you need to do is…Cardio

Upper body strength…

swimming….or not

combat training…

eating right…

and sleeping well..

soon after youll be the big one…before

and after…

Trolla Watson!
Mom calls “Im home in 10 min i want all the chores done when i get there!!” and you like….

….Dishes…..check

Taking out garbage…..check..

sweeping…..check

She walks in an says ” You got chores left ?!? ” and you’re like…
